ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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