do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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