bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Text me some of your sweat
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
