We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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