remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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