Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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