And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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