im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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