i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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