I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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