I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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