FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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