he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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