In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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