We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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