roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
