whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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