There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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