Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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