Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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