I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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