try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
