i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I want a musical about memes.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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