if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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