There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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