Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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