You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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