great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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