Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
kristin has been a bad kristin
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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