This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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