Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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