Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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