U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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