when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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