...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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