You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can text with my tongue
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Be still, my beating vagina.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
