coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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