You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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