Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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