what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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