How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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