we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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