I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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