So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
