Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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