I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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