Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It's never too late to be topless.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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