Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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