i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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