I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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