would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Did I show you my penis last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
