yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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